Definitions by glass bottom boat captain

mung 

vaginal secretions from a pregnant woman due to pushing on her stomach

" after i fucked my pregnant wife, my dick was covered in mung" or " i went down on a pregnant chick and got a mouth full of mung"

mung by glass bottom boat captain March 26, 2009

balloon knot

a tight butt hole that hasn't recently seen any form of penetration, thus giving the illusion of the knot of a balloon

" i took this skank home n banged her right in her balloon knot" or "this girl really gets off when you eat out her balloon knot" or " damn i can smell your dirty balloon knot from across the room"

balloon knot by glass bottom boat captain March 22, 2009

boon whore 

a once-white trashy skank that slobs on the knob of a niggy ; a monkey tester

"as we drove through town, i counted at least 7 boon whores" or "damn, this boon whore loves banana pudding" or "the manager at home depot is a straight boon whore"

boon whore by glass bottom boat captain March 20, 2009