hozarianism

the religion of worshipping Hozier, most commonly followed by lesbians/wlw.

Person 1 "hey what religion do you guys follow?"
Person 2 "Judaism"
Person 3 "Hozarianism"

by ggyrembl November 20, 2021

september 9

National sweet-sensitive girl day. The sensitive girls aren’t celebrated enough, let’s show them some love on September 9.

boyfriend: do you want a hug?
girl: yeah, why are you asking?
boyfriend: it’s September 9

by ggyrembl October 30, 2019