A network of cheap
New York state schools that offers a variety of four-
year degrees to assist students on their rise to the glass
ceiling. People exist who were denied entry, but they are few and far between.
"He'd have gotten into SUNY, if not for that damned lobotomy."
(Top of resume) "SUNY..." (Resume meets
shredder)
"Patient diagnosed with food poisoning after consuming a meal at a SUNY dining hall"
"Patient diagnosed with a rare
STD after consuming semen from a SUNY
student."