A network of
cheap New
York state schools that offers a variety of four-year degrees to assist students on their
rise to the glass ceiling. People exist who were denied entry, but they are few and far between.
"He'
d have gotten into SUNY, if not for that damned lobotomy."
(
Top of resume) "SUNY..." (Resume meets shredder)
"Patient diagnosed with food poisoning after consuming a meal at a SUNY dining hall"
"Patient diagnosed with a rare STD after consuming
semen from a SUNY student."
