gerald busey's definitions

Estrohol

The product of metabolized alcohol in women, which causes cuntly behavior on a catastrophic scale.

Brenda hates dealing with the effect of Estrohol on women in places of public accommodation, while Joe Francis loves it and has made millions off of it.

by Gerald Busey March 27, 2008

Estrogenitis

Estrogenitis is an infection found primarily in women, hastened by a bountiful presence of estrogen, that causes a loss of memory, logic, reason, and common sense.

Melissa forgetting the title of Gordon Brown, the Prime Minister of Great Britain, was caused by Estrogenitis.

by Gerald Busey April 9, 2008

Jurisprudential Tumors

Homosocialist judicial decisions that, by way of judges that think that they are legislators that make shit up as they go along to the detriment of the Constitution, are judicially-manufactured cancers that need to be eradicated.

(AKA: Bullshit that clings to life under the bastardized doctrine of stare decisis)

The case of Kelo v. City of New London, 545 U.S. 469 (2005), is a fine example of one of many jurisprudential tumors, for is eviscerates the rights of private property owners by judicial fiat.

by Gerald Busey June 23, 2008

Otter Market

A market condition hastened by the implementation of homosocialist policies at the federal, State, and local levels. An Otter Market is characterized by poor economic activity, increased unemployment, and minor campaign workers driven to their deaths in tidal pools.

Mary Jo Kopechne, killed during the Carter Administration, was a casualty of an Otter Market.

by Gerald Busey August 18, 2008

Trout Stamps

Alternative name for toilet paper

Needing to drop some toilet trout in the shitter but wanting to do it legally, Brenda bought a roll of Trout Stamps to avoid getting fined by the Department of Natural Resources.

by Gerald Busey December 9, 2008

Cloncho

An alternative term for the clitoral hood, being a combination of the words clitoris and poncho.

J.T. wanted to be more entertaining during TSA screenings, so she got her cloncho pierced.

by Gerald Busey March 3, 2011