geniush's definitions

peter petweeter

Noun-An abnormally small penis. Usually under 5 inches. The name insinuates its cuteness.

Brenda-"Awww, look at the lil' peter petweeter. It's so cute!"
Brad-"I would prefer if you didn't call Mr. Bigglesworth cute."

(Note, talking baby talk to a slong is usually considered a no-no for fear of insulting its owner, yet always tempting.)

by geniusH August 6, 2006

drop dimes

Verb-1. To defecate. Can also be shortened to "dimes". 2. The need to defecate in a hurry. Usually there is a small window from when this phrase is uttered to the act of defecating.

Mark-"I really need to drop dimes!"
Anne-"Don't worry, I'm pulling into the nearest rest area."
Mark-"I hope it's close...dimes, honey, dimes!"

by geniusH August 6, 2006

neverheardofit

A term used in response to anything disinteresting. Highly effective when used when speaking to someone you loathe. A good conversation ender.

This term can be used in any social setting.

Random guy in bar-"Hi. Can I buy you a drink?"
Molly-"neverheardofit."

Mitch-"Do you listen to 'N Sync?"
Molly-"neverheardofit."

Mitch-"What about Backstreet Boys?"
Molly-"neverheardofit."

Mike-"What are your thoughts on Dub-yah as President?"
Molly-"neverheardofit"

by geniusH August 6, 2006

Gay in 5 Years

This occurs when a guy denies the fact that he is gay (to himself and everyone else) for some time. Usually seen on conservative college campuses. These types have a flair for fashion, usually pop their pink Lacoste collars and take the time they spend in college to "date" chicks, but once they leave and spend a few years in the big city, they come out with their rainbow flags a waving.

Most people around the gay in 5 years guy know he is gay and expect to see him with a teal Jetta and Diesel manpurse at the 5 year class reunion.

The gay in 5 years guy loves MySpace and drink cosmos. He also exaggerates his likeness for women.

by geniusH August 4, 2006