Definitions by gay is bad

peepee blaster

Term for your dick if it's capable of blasting over 30 gallons of semen at over 300 mph during ejaculation. Can also be used as a defense mechanism.

During sex with my girl, I accidentally used my peepee blaster and now she's stuck to the ceiling, dead. It's been a week and she hasn't fallen down yet.

I was walking down a dark alley when I got robbed. Little did he know that I had my peepee blaster on full charge.

peepee blaster by gay is bad June 6, 2018

Homie Job 

When your desperate for a blowjob so you get your homie to give you a blow. But it's extremely important that he mentions that it is no homo. If he doesn't say no homo, he is big gay.

My girl was being a bitch and didn't give me a blowjob, but it's okay, because my homie gave me the homie job.

Homie Job by gay is bad May 16, 2018

cuckhead 

A variation of Cuphead who has cum in his head and watches Mugman suck off the Devil.

Rochelle: I was just playing Cuckhead yesterday.
Gonzalo: Me too, and cream cheese came out of my peepee.
*then they have the hot sex*

cuckhead by gay is bad May 10, 2018