It's not big and it's not clever

A coded message to a friend meaning, that the friend is doing something that they will come to regret....probably the next morning when they sober up.

Jon, ffs it's not big and it's not clever. That bouncer is watching. Please don't get us thrown out.

by gav-wan July 12, 2018

handstands in the shower

Technique for applying cold running water to the arse the day after a particularly spicy meal

Mark, if you order the vindaloo in this restaurant you'll be doing handstands in the shower tomorrow

by gav-wan July 13, 2018