Definitions by gav-wan
Boris Johnson
Noun. Used metaphorically to indicate a state of such profound confusion and total lack of comprehension that the speaker is feeling detached from reality.
Some of the lies I see written on buses these days make me think "What the Boris Johnson is going on?"
Boris Johnson by gav-wan June 21, 2021
handstands in the shower
Mark, if you order the vindaloo in this restaurant you'll be doing handstands in the shower tomorrow
handstands in the shower by gav-wan July 13, 2018
It's not big and it's not clever
A coded message to a friend meaning, that the friend is doing something that they will come to regret....probably the next morning when they sober up.
Jon, ffs it's not big and it's not clever. That bouncer is watching. Please don't get us thrown out.
It's not big and it's not clever by gav-wan July 12, 2018