The
Maastricht Sydrome descibes a lasting, location-dependent sexual low which is supposedly caused by external factors such as
stress, work overload, lack of potential
sex buddies or other
turn-off forces linked to the environment. The Maastricht Sydrome is named after a town in
Limburg in the Netherlands where it has been experienced by generations of
students. Sexual
frustration is generally associated with the Maastricht Syndrome.
I only started studying here 3 weeks ago and one can already detect first
symptoms of the Maastricht Syndrome!
Don´t worry it´s not about you, it´s the Maastricht Syndrome. Try your luck somewhere else.
The good thing about the Maastricht Syndrome is that I don´t suffer from
sexually tranmitted infections!
