Definitions by gary shepard

one eyed python of love 

another name for a penis

I slipped her the one eyed python of love last night.

one eyed python of love by gary shepard September 1, 2009

root guzzler 

a woman that takes a cock deep down her thorat and gobbles up all the semen.

That girl is awesome bro. She is a root guzzler.

root guzzler by gary shepard August 28, 2009

Corn nut Torpedo 

swallowing corn nuts whole so that they pass through your system in their pristine form. When you have to take a shit, you back your ass up to her snatch and shit in her giving her the corn nut torpedo.

I gave Shawna the corn nut torpedo last night.

Corn nut Torpedo by Gary Shepard January 22, 2008