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poonsnatch

Slang for the human vaginal cavity.

That poonsnatch reeks of cabage and boiled carrots.

by garrisons andersons mastersons May 30, 2009

jardvicht ardtifical ardvarcht

A condition in which the scphincter muscle contracts and retracts violently due to prolonged norse lords.

Rumor has it that Sue has jardvicht ardtifical ardvarcht, I knew she had it beforehand because her fingers stunk of raw fecis.

by garrisons andersons mastersons May 30, 2009