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jardvicht ardtifical ardvarcht

A condition in which the scphincter muscle contracts and retracts violently due to prolonged norse lords.

Rumor has it that Sue has jardvicht ardtifical ardvarcht, I knew she had it beforehand because her fingers stunk of raw fecis.

by garrisons andersons mastersons May 30, 2009

poonsnatch

Slang for the human vaginal cavity.

That poonsnatch reeks of cabage and boiled carrots.

by garrisons andersons mastersons May 30, 2009