2 definitions by gareth schnehage
aka Riki Maraton
This is a rare find! Being very difficult to spot in a crowd due to a
noticable lack of height and stumpy appearance, this animal is clearly distinguishable by
its slanted, slit-like eyes and a yellowish tinge to throughout its
mangey coat.
This vervin's antics are only identified upon forced entry to a
commonly known female-orofice, which is adopted in an exceptionally
casual manner. This is regularly known as "issuing a bit of the riki-maraton".
The getaway is this creatures remarkable talent, it is often found sliding
uphill draggin its prey, like a "6-pack zamalegs", to a more suitable mating location. A smirk is also
visible on this brutes face upon leaving the scene.
Both mothers and daughters beware. The creature can be deterred by uttering the words..."I want to be your
girlfriend" into the animals ear....if you can bend that far down. Be forewarned, whilst down there the sneaky
bugger will attempt to coax you into oral stimulation even after it has decided to cut it's losses and flee.
It seems to inject some venemous mind-altering substance which actually encourage
further interatcion with the creature, as for some reason, the prey keeps returning
to endure more torture. Once it has toyed enough and sucked the life out of its victim,
the riki will move on to another unsuspecting female.
Be warned....this pussy-cat looks nice to stroke, but upon engagement it heads straight for the crotch.
Once it has struk, the victim keels over and the riki has his way from behind. Definite homosexuality problems here.
If this creature tried to befriend you...DISOWN IT.
Regularly seen with the milli-hyena. They tend to forge a relationship upon hunting. When unsucessful for too long
they have been known to turn on each other. Not a pretty sight.
This is a rare find! Being very difficult to spot in a crowd due to a
noticable lack of height and stumpy appearance, this animal is clearly distinguishable by
its slanted, slit-like eyes and a yellowish tinge to throughout its
mangey coat.
This vervin's antics are only identified upon forced entry to a
commonly known female-orofice, which is adopted in an exceptionally
casual manner. This is regularly known as "issuing a bit of the riki-maraton".
The getaway is this creatures remarkable talent, it is often found sliding
uphill draggin its prey, like a "6-pack zamalegs", to a more suitable mating location. A smirk is also
visible on this brutes face upon leaving the scene.
Both mothers and daughters beware. The creature can be deterred by uttering the words..."I want to be your
girlfriend" into the animals ear....if you can bend that far down. Be forewarned, whilst down there the sneaky
bugger will attempt to coax you into oral stimulation even after it has decided to cut it's losses and flee.
It seems to inject some venemous mind-altering substance which actually encourage
further interatcion with the creature, as for some reason, the prey keeps returning
to endure more torture. Once it has toyed enough and sucked the life out of its victim,
the riki will move on to another unsuspecting female.
Be warned....this pussy-cat looks nice to stroke, but upon engagement it heads straight for the crotch.
Once it has struk, the victim keels over and the riki has his way from behind. Definite homosexuality problems here.
If this creature tried to befriend you...DISOWN IT.
Regularly seen with the milli-hyena. They tend to forge a relationship upon hunting. When unsucessful for too long
they have been known to turn on each other. Not a pretty sight.
by gareth schnehage April 8, 2005
Ferarri Girl
AKA "the non beer drinker", all suspiscions point towards a tendancy to want to be female.
Often seen hitting on a milli-hyena or a riki-maraton, there is no level low enough to stoop.
A romantic at heart to the naked eye its camaflage does not last long.
This creature also shows early signs of balding through a fast receding hairline.
An attempt is often made to distract any victim for a moment so that a quick peep can
be had at a females breasts. Yes, this is the animals weakpoint. Often wishing he had his own
to play with, the ferarri's eyes linger here longer than socially acceptable.
This is one of the fastest land animals. Although modes of travel are ofetn replaced and updated
this cruise-controller is often travelling way above acceptable limits, much to the dismay and distress of the sluggish
riki maraton.
The Ferarri has a tandancy to be a bit touchy and can at times be more than BITCHY!!! Get her drunk though, and you have
an easy lay. Much to the dismay of this creature, the other members of the pack often try to allocate the ferarri
to "jump the grenade." Seldom complying with the packs wishes, the ferarri will be seen falling asleep in a club or pub
after having one-and-a-half too many.
Hitting a joint is definitaley a specticle in its company. Bordering on madness, the Ferarri attempts to grow hair
on its chest by over-doing things a bit in this regard.
A mini, some heels and the ferarri is ready for a girls night...
AKA "the non beer drinker", all suspiscions point towards a tendancy to want to be female.
Often seen hitting on a milli-hyena or a riki-maraton, there is no level low enough to stoop.
A romantic at heart to the naked eye its camaflage does not last long.
This creature also shows early signs of balding through a fast receding hairline.
An attempt is often made to distract any victim for a moment so that a quick peep can
be had at a females breasts. Yes, this is the animals weakpoint. Often wishing he had his own
to play with, the ferarri's eyes linger here longer than socially acceptable.
This is one of the fastest land animals. Although modes of travel are ofetn replaced and updated
this cruise-controller is often travelling way above acceptable limits, much to the dismay and distress of the sluggish
riki maraton.
The Ferarri has a tandancy to be a bit touchy and can at times be more than BITCHY!!! Get her drunk though, and you have
an easy lay. Much to the dismay of this creature, the other members of the pack often try to allocate the ferarri
to "jump the grenade." Seldom complying with the packs wishes, the ferarri will be seen falling asleep in a club or pub
after having one-and-a-half too many.
Hitting a joint is definitaley a specticle in its company. Bordering on madness, the Ferarri attempts to grow hair
on its chest by over-doing things a bit in this regard.
A mini, some heels and the ferarri is ready for a girls night...
by gareth schnehage April 8, 2005