teacher: where's your homework?
student: i didnt do do it
teacher: why not?
student: cuz your a bitch and i like to see you mad
teacher: YOU LITTLE BAMF! get out a piece of paper and do it NOW!
student: go suck your mommys dick
(teacher kills student with baseball bat hidden under desk)
student: i didnt do do it
teacher: why not?
student: cuz your a bitch and i like to see you mad
teacher: YOU LITTLE BAMF! get out a piece of paper and do it NOW!
student: go suck your mommys dick
(teacher kills student with baseball bat hidden under desk)
by funny examples June 29, 2009
the most desperate people on the planet
they will fuck: men, women, andanything with a hole, anything without a hole they will make a hole for then fuck
they will fuck: men, women, andanything with a hole, anything without a hole they will make a hole for then fuck
Person A: did you hear about all the things alex rodriguez fucked?
Person B: yeah! he butt-fucked brad pitt, before moving on to screwing madonna, and then he put his dick in tinkerbell's pussy, and then finally he cut a hole in his bathroom door and started humping it right as the press walked in
Person C: he MUST be quadsexual
Person B: yeah! he butt-fucked brad pitt, before moving on to screwing madonna, and then he put his dick in tinkerbell's pussy, and then finally he cut a hole in his bathroom door and started humping it right as the press walked in
Person C: he MUST be quadsexual
by funny examples June 29, 2009