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A Kendall is a very attractive, very intimitdating female. Incredibly smart, this ferocious creature will stop at nothing to have her way. The Kendall has been known to bring grown men to tears simply by making fun of them. Kendall's, when described to others who have not met a Kendall, will seem very bitchy, but once you meet a Kendall, you are done for. It will lock in it's laser beam eyes and begin moving in fr the kill. A Kendall's kill can take up to three days (typically over a weeked). By the end of this weekend, you will either be dead, or the evil Kendall's bitch forever whether you know it or not. the Kendall "wears the pants"
Holy shit dude! Eric was totally chill and independant until Kendall got her
by funkthejunk December 6, 2010
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