Definitions by funkfunk
Michigan
Boring state with nothing going for it but Detroit. Pretty much just cornfields. I've been there many times. I know these things.
squirrel please
Pretty much the coolest word ever. Almost like saying "Nigga, Please!" or "Girl, Please!" But with some coolass squirrel attitude.
Eric: "Man, yo mama so fat she puts mayonaisse on asprin!"
Kyle: "SQUIRREL PLEASE!"
Eric: "Oh, fuck no, Bitch! You gonna get it!"
Kyle: "SQUIRREL PLEASE!"
Eric: "Oh, fuck no, Bitch! You gonna get it!"
squirrel please by funkfunk April 27, 2006