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May 21st

On this day, it is tradition to throw any boy named Jacob violently down the stairs

May 21st is the day we are all allowed to throw that one kid named Jacob down the stairs . We don’t care if he dies

National fuck that boy named Jacob day. On this day, it is tradition to throw that one boy named Jacob down a flight of stairs.

Hey Jacob! It’s May 21st! Get your ass on the stairs so I can push your dumbass off