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Karma Film

This is when you do something bad or act selfishly without taking into account the amazing balance of the universe and forget that Karma is going to come and bite you in the arse. Your fast ass gets chomped badly by Karma as if you're in a film. Hence, Karma Film. Booya!
"Do you think you'll be friends with him again?" "No... He's got his Karma Film coming at him."
by fuckyoubuddy October 29, 2011
mugGet the Karma Filmmug.

haletosis

man, that guy's only good when his mouth is closed. He has major haletosis.
by fuckyoubuddy March 26, 2005
mugGet the haletosismug.

Vuvuzela Lips

"Vuvuzela lips" is actually being used by doctors to describe the swollen, bee-stung look of frequent users of the vuvuzela.

The actual condition is not fun to have, but this term can be applied to anyone with big lips, natural or collagen-injected.

Also a nickname for Angelina Jolie or Mick Jagger.

Go look up DSL as well.
A: "Hey you, I got something for your vuvuzela lips."

B:"It better be ointment."

(In this case A's pick up line has been shot down due to B's lack of interest and ACTUAL vuvuzela lip condition. B's not feeling sexy. Otherwise this line is brilliant.)

OR

During a Pyramid game show, the answer is THE ROLLING STONES. A: "Band with vuvuzela lips as lead singer." B: "The Rolling Stones!" C: "That was the fastest clue/response EVER! Congratulations."

ALL THANKS TO THE BELOVED WORLD CUP HORN.
by fuckyoubuddy June 19, 2010
mugGet the Vuvuzela Lipsmug.

Vuvuzela

Annoying and noisy stadium horn commonly used during the 2010 World Cup games in South Africa. In slang, this means an ANNOYING and/or noisy person. A general jackass.
"That Rajon Rondo was such a vuvuzela at the game against the Lakers tonight."

OR

A: "Why did you guys break up?" B: "OMG. He would not shut the eff up, he was a straight vuvuzela. I was trying to watch Sex and the City!"
by fuckyoubuddy June 16, 2010
mugGet the Vuvuzelamug.

Puyol

It's the name of the soccer player from Spain who headed a nice goal against Germany in the World Cup 2010 Finals. It can be used as a verb to mean giving it your ALL, to rally, to push hard. This Puyol goal was AMAZING and this should become a verb. His goal was the only one in the game and put Spain in the Finals!
I was so tired but puyoled myself together and puyoled a sprint at the end of the race.

OR

I was trying to defend myself but he was puyoling (hard). *here, hard is just a big underlining. It is almost redundant because to puyol is to push hard anyway!
by fuckyoubuddy July 9, 2010
mugGet the Puyolmug.

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