A Persian last name. Derived from an arabic word meaning "the trusted one". The baddest muthaz on this planet have Motamedi as their last name. These people are usually very educated, funny, brilliant, and good looking. They also have many friends who insist on calling them by their last name. Guys who date Motamedi women want to take their GIRL's last name and have looked into how they could legally do that. Girls who date Motamedi men want to marry them just to get the name (and of course the amazingness that comes with it).
by fuckyoubuddy October 29, 2011
Get the Motamedimug. An orgasm induced by folding yourself or your partner into interesting origami shapes. This can be yogic but it's really origami. Imagine being twisted and folded and then climaxing. This could be a sequel to the 80s song "Turning Japanese". After he "turns Japanese" (=masturbates), he realizes he'd rather have an origamism and goes out to meet someone!
"How was your night with Eddie?" "OMG he was awesome!! He's really into folding me and making shapes. I had the best origamism ever!"
by fuckyoubuddy October 29, 2011
Get the Origamismmug. It's like dry-humping but involving a phone. It's basically a dry run on a phone call. You're not doing it for real. It's when you want to call someone but chicken out and only dial the number but never press Send or never quite finish dialing (if on a non-mobile phone).
by fuckyoubuddy October 18, 2011
Get the Dry callingmug. It's the name of the soccer player from Spain who headed a nice goal against Germany in the World Cup 2010 Finals. It can be used as a verb to mean giving it your ALL, to rally, to push hard. This Puyol goal was AMAZING and this should become a verb. His goal was the only one in the game and put Spain in the Finals!
I was so tired but puyoled myself together and puyoled a sprint at the end of the race.
OR
I was trying to defend myself but he was puyoling (hard). *here, hard is just a big underlining. It is almost redundant because to puyol is to push hard anyway!
OR
I was trying to defend myself but he was puyoling (hard). *here, hard is just a big underlining. It is almost redundant because to puyol is to push hard anyway!
by fuckyoubuddy July 09, 2010
Get the Puyolmug. "Vuvuzela lips" is actually being used by doctors to describe the swollen, bee-stung look of frequent users of the vuvuzela.
The actual condition is not fun to have, but this term can be applied to anyone with big lips, natural or collagen-injected.
Also a nickname for Angelina Jolie or Mick Jagger.
Go look up DSL as well.
The actual condition is not fun to have, but this term can be applied to anyone with big lips, natural or collagen-injected.
Also a nickname for Angelina Jolie or Mick Jagger.
Go look up DSL as well.
A: "Hey you, I got something for your vuvuzela lips."
B:"It better be ointment."
(In this case A's pick up line has been shot down due to B's lack of interest and ACTUAL vuvuzela lip condition. B's not feeling sexy. Otherwise this line is brilliant.)
OR
During a Pyramid game show, the answer is THE ROLLING STONES. A: "Band with vuvuzela lips as lead singer." B: "The Rolling Stones!" C: "That was the fastest clue/response EVER! Congratulations."
ALL THANKS TO THE BELOVED WORLD CUP HORN.
B:"It better be ointment."
(In this case A's pick up line has been shot down due to B's lack of interest and ACTUAL vuvuzela lip condition. B's not feeling sexy. Otherwise this line is brilliant.)
OR
During a Pyramid game show, the answer is THE ROLLING STONES. A: "Band with vuvuzela lips as lead singer." B: "The Rolling Stones!" C: "That was the fastest clue/response EVER! Congratulations."
ALL THANKS TO THE BELOVED WORLD CUP HORN.
by fuckyoubuddy June 19, 2010
Get the Vuvuzela Lipsmug.