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Annoying and noisy stadium horn commonly used during the 2010 World Cup games in South Africa. In slang, this means an ANNOYING and/or noisy person. A general jackass.
"That Rajon Rondo was such a vuvuzela at the game against the Lakers tonight."
OR
A: "Why did you guys break up?" B: "OMG. He would not shut the eff up, he was a straight vuvuzela. I was trying to watch Sex and the City!"
OR
A: "Why did you guys break up?" B: "OMG. He would not shut the eff up, he was a straight vuvuzela. I was trying to watch Sex and the City!"
by fuckyoubuddy June 13, 2010
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"Vuvuzela lips" is actually being used by doctors to describe the swollen, bee-stung look of frequent users of the vuvuzela.
The actual condition is not fun to have, but this term can be applied to anyone with big lips, natural or collagen-injected.
Also a nickname for Angelina Jolie or Mick Jagger.
Go look up DSL as well.
The actual condition is not fun to have, but this term can be applied to anyone with big lips, natural or collagen-injected.
Also a nickname for Angelina Jolie or Mick Jagger.
Go look up DSL as well.
A: "Hey you, I got something for your vuvuzela lips."
B:"It better be ointment."
(In this case A's pick up line has been shot down due to B's lack of interest and ACTUAL vuvuzela lip condition. B's not feeling sexy. Otherwise this line is brilliant.)
OR
During a Pyramid game show, the answer is THE ROLLING STONES. A: "Band with vuvuzela lips as lead singer." B: "The Rolling Stones!" C: "That was the fastest clue/response EVER! Congratulations."
ALL THANKS TO THE BELOVED WORLD CUP HORN.
B:"It better be ointment."
(In this case A's pick up line has been shot down due to B's lack of interest and ACTUAL vuvuzela lip condition. B's not feeling sexy. Otherwise this line is brilliant.)
OR
During a Pyramid game show, the answer is THE ROLLING STONES. A: "Band with vuvuzela lips as lead singer." B: "The Rolling Stones!" C: "That was the fastest clue/response EVER! Congratulations."
ALL THANKS TO THE BELOVED WORLD CUP HORN.
by fuckyoubuddy June 18, 2010
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"Vuvuzela lips" is actually being used by doctors to describe the swollen, bee-stung look of frequent users of the vuvuzela.
The actual condition is not fun to have, but this term can be applied to anyone with big lips, natural or collagen-injected.
Also a nickname for Angelina Jolie or Mick Jagger.
Go look up DSL as well.
The actual condition is not fun to have, but this term can be applied to anyone with big lips, natural or collagen-injected.
Also a nickname for Angelina Jolie or Mick Jagger.
Go look up DSL as well.
A: "Hey you, I got something for your vuvuzela lips."
B:"It better be ointment."
(In this case A's pick up line has been shot down due to B's lack of interest and ACTUAL vuvuzela lip condition. B's not feeling sexy. Otherwise this line is brilliant.)
OR
During a Pyramid game show, the answer is THE ROLLING STONES. A: "Band with vuvuzela lips as lead singer." B: "The Rolling Stones!" C: "That was the fastest clue/response EVER! Congratulations."
ALL THANKS TO THE BELOVED WORLD CUP HORN.
B:"It better be ointment."
(In this case A's pick up line has been shot down due to B's lack of interest and ACTUAL vuvuzela lip condition. B's not feeling sexy. Otherwise this line is brilliant.)
OR
During a Pyramid game show, the answer is THE ROLLING STONES. A: "Band with vuvuzela lips as lead singer." B: "The Rolling Stones!" C: "That was the fastest clue/response EVER! Congratulations."
ALL THANKS TO THE BELOVED WORLD CUP HORN.
by fuckyoubuddy June 18, 2010
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An orgasm induced by folding yourself or your partner into interesting origami shapes. This can be yogic but it's really origami. Imagine being twisted and folded and then climaxing. This could be a sequel to the 80s song "Turning Japanese". After he "turns Japanese" (=masturbates), he realizes he'd rather have an origamism and goes out to meet someone!
"How was your night with Eddie?" "OMG he was awesome!! He's really into folding me and making shapes. I had the best origamism ever!"
by fuckyoubuddy October 29, 2011
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A version of earrings made by your shoulders. This is when you are so wound up and uptight that your shoulders will not relax and fall to their natural level. So therefore you have shoulder earrings!
by fuckyoubuddy October 29, 2011
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