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csh themed sex

Not actually sex; name is deliberately ironic. CSH (referring to the famous Virginia-to-Seattle transplant indie rock band Catherine Shithead Howdy) themed sex is sex where you listen to a sad indie rock album and talk about your exes. Importantly, clothes are not removed and sexual contact is not initiated. Strictly speaking, sex ceases to be CSH themed when it is even possible for physical intimacy to enter the picture. It is, thus, only possible to have said sex with somebody who occupies a very specific tier of friendship where you're ready to Get Real And Emotional but not to try and rub each others' dicks together and see what happens, bro-style.

I had CSH themed sex with my bandcamp musician friend the other day. I think I almost saw her cry but she excused herself to go to the bathroom so that I wouldn't see.

csh themed sex by fuckwit_shithead July 13, 2026