Definitions by fuckup, screwed, fucked, gawd, shit
charver
The example given in #31 should be enough proof as to the intellect of the typical chav. They can't spell, nor can they speak in a fashion that is understandable to anyone else but a charver. However, the male variety are proficient in getting stinkin' pissed every day of the week, and the female is likely to breed like rabbits before they reach the ripe old age of 16, and are typically on the public dole. They think they are tough, but they are instead ridiculous. The dregs of society. Monkeys that fling feces at a zoo are better mannered.
Charv: Lenz a tab, ay?
Human: What?
Charv: A fag, m8!
Human: I am not your mate, and I suspect you could afford your own cigarettes if you were intelligent enough to acquire even a part-time job. Sod off!
Charv: Fook off, cunt!
Human: What?
Charv: A fag, m8!
Human: I am not your mate, and I suspect you could afford your own cigarettes if you were intelligent enough to acquire even a part-time job. Sod off!
Charv: Fook off, cunt!
charver by fuckup, screwed, fucked, gawd, shit August 9, 2005
diesel
What violent, unemployed hooligans on the European continent drink: a mix of cider or lager and banana liquour. It is a horrid conconction that no normal person would ever dream of drinking. It is a favorite of skinheads and other slackers.
The young, unemployed German man spent his entire morning drinking diesels, then he joined up with his friends to rob and beat some law-abiding elderly citizens.
diesel by fuckup, screwed, fucked, gawd, shit July 13, 2004