43 definition by friend of bob

Expelling feces in an explosive or painful matter.
Hey boss. Can I take the day off? I have to take a mean one.
by friend of bob June 13, 2004

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Attention all preps, attention all preps. Humans (a very interesting species of life capable of intellect, unlike the zombie-like preppies)do not like Simple Plan for two reasons: their musical artistry is below average at best and worse, they are popular, indicating the eventual downfall of humanity. You preppies and punk/skater posers need to understand that MTV is taking a giant shit on you and you lick it up like ice cream. Its quite disturbing to see other quasi-life forms indulge themselves in what is essentially raw sewage. But then again, its a bit amusing...
Simple Plan maintains a complex thought process behind their songs: play simple-minded music and simple-minded beings will buy it, i.e. preppies.
by friend of bob May 15, 2004

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A nationwide supermarket chain generally distinguished for their lower-income clientele and ridiculous amounts of shopping carts scattered haphazardly across the parking lot, as if the cart-pushers are paid to loaf around.
Once upon a time, I was retarded, and decided upon heading to Wal-Mart's for the exclusive reason of attaining some pussy. I was more than sadly disappointed.
by friend of bob July 17, 2004

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Referring to any action performed with covert intent.
When she fell asleep I pulled a sneaky sneaky.
by friend of bob June 18, 2004

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synonym: off the hook. Slang created in jest for those that use the word clutch.
Your ass is off the transmission, baby!
by friend of bob June 01, 2004

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The sound of dumping on some fools.
We blasted those niggas until the rifle report was heard by my beyatch.
by friend of bob June 13, 2004

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As an American, I stand in total awe in reverence to what pop music looks like across the pond. I mean, come on, they're NOT black!!!
I came very close to sampling their music, but in the deep recesses of my mind, I knew I would lose all respect for myself if I did. Thankfully, the only pleasures I indulge when it comes to the Fast Food Rockers are the pictures of the two hot chicks.
by friend of bob June 15, 2004

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