rectal cavity

anal cavity

Jimmy got a dildo stuck in his rectal cavity and couldn’t get it back out.

by frick_nuggets November 18, 2018

meatus deletus

When your man is cheating so you cut off his dick

My man banged Jennifer so I committed meatus deletus.

by frick_nuggets November 19, 2018

💎⛏

mine diamonds

Jeff: what’s your favorite song
Jim: 💎⛏
Jeff: okay how the fuck did you say that using your mouth

by frick_nuggets November 20, 2018

🆎ortnite

When your kid plays fortnite and develops a brain tumor so you consider abortion

Kid: Hey mom I play fortnite
Mom: -to doctor- aw shit you sure it’s too late to 🆎ortnite

by frick_nuggets November 18, 2018