Definitions by frank valente

valente 

in italian it means "valuable"

my last name is valente, i am the valuable one!

valente by frank valente September 5, 2006

paint the porcelain 

when one takes a shit so hard that the piece of shit sticks to the toilet even after multiple flushes.

hey jack, save my seat will ya. i need to go and paint the porcelain.

paint the porcelain by frank valente August 5, 2006

funnelcake 

to have dry anal sex until the blood acts as a lubricant, then continue the act of anal sex until completion.

yeah i gave mary the ol' funnelcake last night.

funnelcake by frank valente August 2, 2006