A pizza made from plastic pepperoni and EXTREMELY crushed up plastic.
DO NOT EAT THIS
THIS IS AN ACTUAL WARNING THIS IS NOT AN ACTUAL RECIPE
IT IS A PARODY
Kansas Polyethylene Terephthalate Pizza recipe!
Ingredients; Paprika, Plastic, Sawdust, Edible Glue
Step 1; Grab your plastic and HEAVILY mash is up.
Step 2 (optional;) Flatten the remaining plastic into “pepperoni”
Step 3; Grab your sawdust and edible glitter and piece together the sawdust and then apply the plastic cheese.
Step 4 (optional;) Add your “pepperoni”
Step 5; Pour as much paprika as to drown the taste
YOUR ABOMINATION IS FINISHED!
by fortcraft moment February 24, 2025
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Bajo Nuevo Bank Mucus Sauce

why would you do this
DO NOT EAT THIS
THIS IS A PARODY
Bajo Nuevo Bank Mucus Sauce
Ingredients; Splenda, Mucus, Water, Corn Starch
Step 1; Put the mucus in the bowl
Step 2; Put in intoxicating amounts of Splenda
Step 3; Pour in MASSIVE amounts of water (not enough to drown out the terrible taste
Step 4; Put in corn starch
Step 5; convert it into a paste
by fortcraft moment February 24, 2025
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bigender

2 gender!

your valid, I just wanted to say this cause another definition said that your identity didn’t exist , and that dudes wrong
Normal guy; “They is are bigender”
Moron; “that doesn’t exist
Other guy; frick you 🖕🏻
by fortcraft moment January 08, 2025
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December 10th

Exorcism Day is where you seal the discord moderator toners.
Person 1; OH THE SPIRITS ARE BACK
Person 2; OH SHOOT WE MISSED DECEMBER 10TH.
Person 1; AAAAAAAAA
Person 2; SEAL THE DISCORD MODERATORS
Person 1; SHOULDNT HAVE SAID THAT
Discord Moderator; Belle Delphine… Billie Eilish…
Person 2; NOOOOOOO!
by fortcraft moment January 31, 2025
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Super straight

Knuckles from sonic boom; I’m actually super straight, not dreamsexual!
Knuckles; SKULLLLEMOJIIIIIIII!
by fortcraft moment February 12, 2025
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Scat fetish

SKADIDILADOPLABODIDLY
person 1: “scat
person 2; “fetish”
person 1; “what monster would hurt scat”
person 2; “scat fetish
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Cheesy crossover

Sane person; IM BEING DRAGGED TO BRAZIL
funny memer; GO TO BRAZIL!
funny memer; THE LAND OF CHEESY CROSSOVER
Gay primary subject; yo it’s Smelle Elephine
Gay secondary and tertiary subject; HAHA!
by fortcraft moment January 31, 2025
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