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Kansas Polyethylene Terephthalate Pizza

A pizza made from plastic pepperoni and EXTREMELY crushed up plastic.
DO NOT EAT THIS
THIS IS AN ACTUAL WARNING THIS IS NOT AN ACTUAL RECIPE
IT IS A PARODY

Kansas Polyethylene Terephthalate Pizza recipe!
Ingredients; Paprika, Plastic, Sawdust, Edible Glue
Step 1; Grab your plastic and HEAVILY mash is up.
Step 2 (optional;) Flatten the remaining plastic into “pepperoni”
Step 3; Grab your sawdust and edible glitter and piece together the sawdust and then apply the plastic cheese.
Step 4 (optional;) Add your “pepperoni”
Step 5; Pour as much paprika as to drown the taste
YOUR ABOMINATION IS FINISHED!

by fortcraft moment February 24, 2025

Cheesy crossover

when urban dictionary meets deviantart inflation art

Sane person; IM BEING DRAGGED TO BRAZIL
funny memer; GO TO BRAZIL!
funny memer; THE LAND OF CHEESY CROSSOVER
Gay primary subject; yo it’s Smelle Elephine
Gay secondary and tertiary subject; HAHA!

by fortcraft moment January 31, 2025

Smelle Elephine

real name of Belle Delphine
pick-me girl #1 (if you saw my definition of pick-me girls by the way you know how bad that is to be called that by me)

Sane person; EW ITS SMELLE ELEPHINE
Discord Moderator; BOOOOOOO!
Sane person; NOOOOO SOMEONE MISSED EXORCISM DAY WHYYYY

by fortcraft moment January 31, 2025

Bajo Nuevo Bank Mucus Sauce

why would you do this
DO NOT EAT THIS
THIS IS A PARODY

Bajo Nuevo Bank Mucus Sauce
Ingredients; Splenda, Mucus, Water, Corn Starch
Step 1; Put the mucus in the bowl
Step 2; Put in intoxicating amounts of Splenda
Step 3; Pour in MASSIVE amounts of water (not enough to drown out the terrible taste
Step 4; Put in corn starch
Step 5; convert it into a paste

by fortcraft moment February 24, 2025

I am [person] in the UrBan dictionary to make this shirt and mug because i have nothing else to do anyways so this is for me and no one else and am getting it from here because i am poor so yes this is my shirt/mug stay mad be mad

A definition originating in 2024.
Origin;
I am Emma in the UrBan dictionary to make this shirt and mug because i have nothing else to do anyways so this is for me and no one else and am getting it from here because i am poor so yes this is my shirt/mug stay mad be mad

I am not the original creator of this definition.

I am person in the UrBan dictionary to make this shirt and mug because i have nothing else to do anyways so this is for me and no one else and am getting it from here because i am poor so yes this is my shirt/mug stay mad be mad

by fortcraft moment February 25, 2025

Philadelphia piss mozzarella

it’s cheese poured with pee only rejected by the FDA

“I had Philadelphia piss mozzarella.”

by fortcraft moment January 31, 2025

Scat fetish

SKADIDILADOPLABODIDLY

person 1: “scat”
person 2; “fetish”
person 1; “what monster would hurt scat”
person 2; “scat fetish”

by fortcraft moment January 31, 2025