fool's definitions

skateboarding

Skateboarders these days have a two year window you either get good or eat chowder

all the sponsered young fuckers have made the most of their 2 year window.
(but its not about the sponsership its about the fun)

by fool December 13, 2004

SHTF

Shit hit the fan
Chaos, out of control

(boy hears parents yelling)
"Boy, shit hit the fan now"

by fool January 18, 2005

asshole deepthroat

The act of putting two fish hooks on each side of one's asshole and having two monstertrucks rip it apart followed by a monster cock plunged into the gaping asshole and the monster cock cums in the asshole for two minutes (no more,no less) then the monster cock is pulled out and plunged in the whore's mouth and then the whore takes a huge shit.

"Dude did you hear about james giving an asshole deepthroat to Jane? I heard he threw up in the process and then ate it and shat it out on her mom that night."

by fool June 12, 2004

coke fuck

The act of filling an average sized room up with knee-deep cocaine and then eating each others assholes and then eating most of the coke in that room when both salads are indeed tossed.

"Man last night was great, I picked up a frigin' cum slave and we coke fucked in my dads room."

by fool June 12, 2004

Kroogen

....To Kroog.

"After the child jumped back into the mom's vagina the doctor declared him a Kroogen."

by fool June 16, 2004

Cattle

To gather up; to cattle

Boo, my smarties spilt! Go cattle 'em up for me, boy!

by Fool February 12, 2004

Timn

a substitute for any verb or adjective

"Hey what's up?"
"Nothin'...I'm just timn."
or............
"Hell yea...that movie was on that tall timn tip."

by fool April 24, 2003