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The perfect retort to any criticism of leftists or liberals online. It is an absolute guarantee you will win any argument no matter what.
Person: What do you mean, "capitalism is doomed and society is going to collapse?" I don't see you cultivating any practical skills, and you're currently 6 years out of high school and still living at home. You're probably just using that as an excuse for being directionless and having no ambition.

Sock: Wow, you dare to criticize me? Those Epstein Files must be crazy.
by flz_5848 March 7, 2026
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Instagram Comments

Perhaps the most hostile and hateful place on the internet outside of /pol/ on 4chan.

If you are anything but a straight, white, cisgender, conservative, Christian, able-bodied, able-minded, financially well-off, and conventionally attractive male with "normal" interests and hobbies, you will be met with such severe disrespect and hostility that you may as well be Martin Luther King waltzing unannounced into a KKK lynching.
"The Instagram Reel was literally just some drone footage of Chicago's skyline, but every single comment was something racist. What even provoked that?"

"That's Instagram Comments for you."
by flz_5848 October 17, 2024
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😭💀

The best pair of emojis in existence.

Usually used to indicate a combination of extreme laughter and confusion.
@DumbFuckingConservative: meaningless word salad

@ReasonablePerson: bro what??? 😭💀
by flz_5848 July 2, 2023
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