floantoinette's definitions

scarfacide

When one commits suicide by wrapping a scarf around one's neck and squeezing as tightly as they can. Passing out is more common than death.

I fucking hate my life, I'm going to commit scarfacide.

by floantoinette November 11, 2010

Ugglance

When an ugly person thinks you're checking them out because they are hot but you are in fact checking them out because they are a hot MESS!

I just ugglanced that chick in aisle 3 at Walmart and threw up in my mouth, GROSS!

by floantoinette November 20, 2010