floantoinette's definitions

Ugglance

When an ugly person thinks you're checking them out because they are hot but you are in fact checking them out because they are a hot MESS!

I just ugglanced that chick in aisle 3 at Walmart and threw up in my mouth, GROSS!

by floantoinette November 20, 2010

scarfacide

When one commits suicide by wrapping a scarf around one's neck and squeezing as tightly as they can. Passing out is more common than death.

I fucking hate my life, I'm going to commit scarfacide.

by floantoinette November 11, 2010