1 definition by flat coke

(see also flat)

Soda that has been left out too long or is old, thus losing its carbon-dioxide infused goodness that we like to call fizz. It is not good. It makes people sad.

flat's best friend and synonym is warm.
Yeah, I opened it last night, so all there was for breakfast was flat coke.
by flat coke February 11, 2008
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