Definitions by fire brick 2010

Fat abes 

A person who wears a beard with no mustache like the amish and is heavy and or obese in stature . Much like a beard president abe lincoln wore

My coworker recently shaved his mustache and kept his beard giving him the appearence of a heavy set abe lincoln or a fat abes

Fat abes by fire brick 2010 August 4, 2011

clownalingus 

one who performs cunnilingus while wearing clown attire and make-up

bozo the clown likes to perform clownalingus on females while in full costume

clownalingus by fire brick 2010 November 30, 2010