2 definitions by fartness lockness

a fart monster that haunts your doors when they are locked. It eats u from the inside out, usually it tends to hide in your intestinal track.
person 01889: My intestinal track feels like the 9th circle of hell
Per(poop)son 5: I think thats just fartness lockness, no need to fear! he is lover.

person 1892937388999: U shit licker!
by fartness lockness July 1, 2022
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Evil takes form During the deepest trails of hell. Eventually one seeks redemption and looks For revenge. After Redemption is met The victims Endless Death is upon oneself. watch out.
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1222: i farted
1997373: prob just the poop destroyer

1222: oh, eat my cock?
by fartness lockness July 2, 2022
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