1. (n.) an extremely unpleasant meal.
2. (n.) When a woman after taking a shit wipes back to front.
1. I thought your mom cooked well; this is a total turd taco!
2. Yeah, man, after we went to her place, and I was about to go down on her when I realized that she had a turd taco down there!
1. (n.) A person whose breath stinks from indeed tasting shit.
2. (n.) An extremely annoying person; a person who talks too much.
1. Oh, my God! Please brush your teeth, you shit taster!
2. Jesus, do you ever shut up, shit taster?