Definitions by fadedbitch

Caucasian Glow 

The redness that white people experience post drinking or smoking. An acknowledgment of the fact that white people are so white that they turn red at literally everything. Give a white girl 2 drops of alcohol or smoke a joint near her and her face, neck, and eyes will begin to glow.

"Why is Britney so red?"

"She just took a shot. It's the caucasian glow."

Caucasian Glow by fadedbitch November 8, 2018

Kitchen 

A state of hightened excitement, or non-sobriety. Often during the day. Reflects the disorder often found in a kitchen.

“This fool is shmacked.”

“No bro, he’s KITCHENED”

Kitchen by fadedbitch November 2, 2018