a male homo sapien or trap with an unbelievably massive and floppy penis (up to 50 inches, and fAt). Shreyas tend to have tree fetishes, and you will often see innocent trees being furiously humped by gangs of wild Shreyas. they are bred in India, Africa, and other brown areas through the "touching tips" method. you can purchase a Shreya for under 1 dollar on any human trafficking website. Be careful, though. They bite. And you know which area.
Mommy, why is that Shreya slapping its penis on our blackberry bush?
No, not this Shreya, it's too brown. Next!
Dammit, the Shreya bit my dick off again!!!
No, not this Shreya, it's too brown. Next!
Dammit, the Shreya bit my dick off again!!!
by fact_generator December 26, 2018