Steam and Gleam

Looking through a horizontal pane of glass from below, while someone above shits on it

Sam couldnt steam and gleam as he had chronic diarrhea.

Lee loves a good Steam and Gleam!

by EvilNobby February 20, 2009

Lolmax

Laughing so hard you cream you tighty whiteys

God that Simon Amstell is such a joker when he ripped into that faggot Noel Fielding i Lolmaxed

by evilnobby September 12, 2008

GleeTastic

As good as glee

"Those sparkly chaps are gleetastic" - rob

by evilnobby January 25, 2011

Loggerhead Rodeo

Due to conservation efforts in certain beaches where Loggerhead turtles go to spawn, No water sports are allowed, which resulted in the formulation of a new Loggerhead-centric sport. The Loggerhead Rodeo, this is where you collect all the turtle eggs you can (timelimits can be imposed), find a turtle each and see who can ride them for longest while pelting each other with turtle eggs! The looser makes turtle shell soup, the winner is awesome!

Dude1: Bro! wheres the jetskis at??!

Dude2: Loggerheads dont like being speedbumps yo!

Dude1: Shhiiiiit, Loggerhead Rodeo then?!

Dude2: Excellent!

Dude1&2 - Air guitar

by EvilNobby July 31, 2009