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Volcel

Portmanteau of "voluntary celibate".

A man who, for whatever reason, chooses to abstain from sex. Often, but not always, it's because his self-respect would be destroyed if he were to settle for the poor quality of women available to him. (Fat, high notch count, post-wall, etc.) There is a large overlap between volcel and MGTOW but the two are not mutually inclusive.

Cf. "incel".
Jim is a volcel. There are a large supply of fatties, cougars and other women who rejected him in his youth that are looking to settle now but he won't have them. He'd rather spend his money on hobbies and travel.
by enfant terrible November 14, 2021
mugGet the Volcelmug.

Seatbelt Nazi

A person who absolutely, positively refuses to start the car until everyone therein is buckled in, even if in a state where it's not required by law, and who will castrate her boyfriend if she sees him in any car unbuckled (This is to say 99.9% of all females.)
My girlfriend cut me off for a whole month because she caught me in an Uber without a seatbelt on. She was so angry I'm lucky I still have my both my testicles. What a seatbelt Nazi!
by enfant terrible April 3, 2021
mugGet the Seatbelt Nazimug.

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