What sluts these days call being a booty call, in order to try and whitewash it and make it sound less disgraceful. It's essentially the female version of being friend-zoned. Chad gets to use her for physical intimacy without reciprocating any emotional intimacy, just like she gets to use her friend-zoned beta orbiters for emotional intimacy without reciprocating any physical intimacy.
She's just another trashy ho serving as one of one of Chad's many booty calls, but tries to appropriate some veneer of respectability by calling it a situationship. She thinks one day she'll get Chad to commit if she gives him ATM enough times, but she has about as much chance of that as her beta orbiters have of getting out of her friend zone by simping more.
by enfant terrible August 18, 2023
A person who absolutely, positively refuses to start the car until everyone therein is buckled in, even if in a state where it's not required by law, and who will castrate her boyfriend if she sees him in any car unbuckled (This is to say 99.9% of all females.)
My girlfriend cut me off for a whole month because she caught me in an Uber without a seatbelt on. She was so angry I'm lucky I still have my both my testicles. What a seatbelt Nazi!
by enfant terrible April 03, 2021