A person who absolutely, positively refuses to start the car until everyone therein is buckled in, even if in a state where it's not required by law, and who will castrate her boyfriend if she sees him in any car unbuckled (This is to say 99.9% of all females.)
My girlfriend cut me off for a whole month because she caught me in an Uber without a seatbelt on. She was so angry I'm lucky I still have my both my testicles. What a seatbelt Nazi!
by enfant terrible April 03, 2021
Type of malt liquor designed for the economical drunkard. Eight point one percent alcohol. Its primary drinkership (is that even a word?) is composed of people who either aren't aware of St. Ides or got to the store after it was sold out. It is literally the worst tasting beer/malt liquor in the world. It literally tastes like medicine, which is fitting, since it's often used by street gutter drunks as a treatment for delirium tremens.
Shit, they're out of St. Ides. Now I have to buy this shitty-ass Steel Reserve that tastes like licking the bottom of a trash dumpster and has .1% less ABV, to boot.
by enfant terrible October 18, 2020