shmem

a person who is the last one to dye their hair but still thinks she was the first one.

"I cannot believe that bitch just copied my hair...shes such a fucking shmem"

by emma paige sullivan January 21, 2009

snook dog

someone you can always count on to have a cigarette waiting just for you

"I cant find one single cigarette. Do you know anybody that does?" "Have you asked snook dog?"

by emma paige sullivan April 15, 2009

speezy weez

someone who wears thier pants way too high

speezy weez's pants are at his nipples. He looks like squidward tentacles.

by emma paige sullivan April 03, 2009