elroy fitz's definitions

unwind

Masturbation for recreational or theraputic purposes.

After I get off work I like to unwind for a little while, take a shower and then get dinner.

by Elroy Fitz January 31, 2004

Donk

The act of sex; nonreproductive or otherwise.

See that girl with the busted grill. I donked her.

by Elroy Fitz February 1, 2004

pinch position

The position of taking a dump. Often used with canines.

My dog got stuck with a hanging turd and waddled a few houses down the street in the pinch position.

by Elroy Fitz February 1, 2004

keeper

A pimp, or panderer, and by definition thereof: psychologist, groomer, educator, father figure, best friend, and mate.

I ain't her keeper.

by Elroy Fitz January 31, 2004

Spasian

A mixture of Asian and Latina heritages.

I'm so down for the Spasian chics.

by Elroy Fitz January 31, 2004

bearded orifice

The female reproductive organ. See also quip or twat or stinkbox.

The bearded orifice appeared in my face. I threw a few bills on the stage and went off to unwind.

by Elroy Fitz February 1, 2004

skackle

A bag, usually of marijuana.

Pass the skackle, bro, the bong's empty.

by Elroy Fitz January 31, 2004