eli martin's definitions

Priestiality

To use religion as a way to score some bald beaver or some young buns.

He knew he was a victim of priestiality when the priest shot his holy ghost all over him.

by eli martin October 19, 2007

ragu

the red stuff on on the end of a tampax or on the ends or your fingertips

It was surely that time of the month again, I had ragu all over my fingers after doing a monthly inspection

by eli martin October 19, 2007