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elcadick

A 40 inch retractable penis made out of metal and shit with antennas. Comes with a timer for duration and your choice of ejaculate flavors, and it glows in the dark. Charges with a USB cable, and also syncs to iTunes. Available in mini size.

Dude, did you see the elcadick on Shark Tank? Mark Cuban gave the inventor a million bucks!

by elcamino September 19, 2014