Doorway Curse

When someone is intending to leave a room/building and is standing in the doorway but stops to have a long conversation with someone else.

"I'm gonna go take a shower, alright?"
"okay, but before you go, have you heard of ___?"
"Oh, what's that?"
"blablablablabla"
"blablablablabla"
"oh, I was gonna take a shower. I guess it's the doorway curse"

by eggplantparmeZHAN July 10, 2024

billions must die

a wojak meme, featuring a guy with a shirt saying "billions must die", quoting about the west falling and how billions must die to sacrifice.

this meme has spread and the words have been changed to fit whatever situation it is describing.
"i spilled water on my shirt today. billions must dry"
"there are some harsh truths i don't want to face. billions must deny"
"i'm in a tough situation and i don't know if i'll succeed. billions must try"
"i want to color my hair platinum blonde. billions must dye"
things along those lines
it doesn't have to rhyme with "die" but is funnier when it does
new addition to the wojak doll collection

"The west has fallen."
"Billions must die"

by eggplantparmeZHAN June 01, 2024

Gout

Gout is typically used when someone in the vicinity of your bedroom quarters is acting misbehaved, such as abusing your stuffed animals or waving flags around inside of it. In such a scenario you may tell someone that they are "Gout" if you wish to be special instead of just telling said person to get out of your room.

"You are the human embodiment of gout"
"no"

by eggplantparmeZHAN May 19, 2023