Definitions by edwardskelter

lolhate 

To sarcastically hate on something when you really don't hate whatever you're hating on. To hate on something for the sole purpose of laughter.

Today: Marissa, that fat ass bitch!
Tomorrow: I don't judge people based on their size.

Today: Fuck I hate Lil Wayne

Tomorow: lil li li lick you like a lolipop

"Man I fucking hate strippers! Let's go buy some lapdances lolhate"

lolhate by edwardskelter November 14, 2011

Double String Swag 

When a female places a tampon in both her vagina and her butt. Double string swag can also occur if a tampon applicator is mis manufactored with two tampon absorbers in the same applicator, causing a girl to insert two strings into her vagina.

Guy: Babe! Why is there a string hanging out of your butt?
Girl: I'm on my period and I'm too based for one tampon. I got that double string swag. Wooot!

Double String Swag by edwardskelter June 16, 2011