lolhate

To sarcastically hate on something when you really don't hate whatever you're hating on. To hate on something for the sole purpose of laughter.

Today: Marissa, that fat ass bitch!
Tomorrow: I don't judge people based on their size.

Today: Fuck I hate Lil Wayne

Tomorow: lil li li lick you like a lolipop

"Man I fucking hate strippers! Let's go buy some lapdances lolhate"

by edwardskelter November 14, 2011

LOLbated

When you laugh out loud at your own joke.

OMFG I totally just LOLbated.

by mtPoopsAlot April 26, 2017

Lolater

When a Lolita has come of legal age and is pursuing you.

Oh man, so-and-so's sister is a total Lolater now.

by nobokov October 15, 2009

LOhateVE

One of Bruce's Alter Egos.

It is a combination of the words Love and Hate. For further Explanation contact Bruce.

LOhateVE sex0rs good.

by Ayumi Hamasaki November 20, 2004

Lolihatemylife

A pathetic, syphilis riddled, piece of ghetto fuck meat that likes to anonymously bully kids online. Always appears nervous and out of place...looking around waiting on the day that her identity is exposed and her pitiful existance is snuffed out when she least expects it...usually by ripping out her nasty cunt and shoving it down her throat. She usually ends up in a shallow grave.

Dave: Hey Bob, dont fuck Lolihatemylife..... your dick will fall off.

Bob: i know dude! Thats the nastiest ugliest cum bucket I've ever seen!

by Fuckuslut October 16, 2018

Lorhaters

Myspace whore from Louisiana. Known mainly from joining myspace train Perfezione Sicura. Said to be friends with Kamz and Justine Technotronic Machine. Constantly goes to shows at the House of Blues in New Orleans. She's easy to make conversation with and loves to meet new people. She looks like a model is bound to be as big as Audrey Kitching one day.

OMG! Did you see Lorhaters meeting the band at the show last night?

by DurtyJames October 20, 2008