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theoretical virus

A Theoretical Virus is a fictional virus that is based on a real virus, but does not actually exist. They are used as a benchmark for viral preparedness. A good example of a theoretical virus is lyssa x, which is a relative of rabies. Web groups such as OZORT are geared toward preparing for worst case scenario viruses like these.

A Theoretical Virus can be just as dangerous as a real virus if you aren't prepared for it.

by Edward Stevens August 29, 2006

zort

Zombie Outbreak Resistance Tactician. Generally used to refer to anyone who has studied zombie survivalist theory. Typically refers to a member of a large web based organization known as OZORT that can easily be found on any search engine.

After killing 11 zombies, the Zort took a 10 minute break, ate a sandwich, and then killed 7 more.

by Edward Stevens August 26, 2006

z-day

Noun (zee day): A term probably coined by Max Brooks which refers to the war between zombies and mankind. Derived from the word D-Day, which is a British term used to refer to a variable day on which a combat attack or operation is initiated. Z-Day is marked by a sudden attack on mankind by zombies, which will lead to a widespread zombie outbreak. There are a number of zombie survivalist groups worldwide (largely in the US, UK, and Canada), that are already planning what to do when this day comes.

Z-Day will catch mankind completely off guard, and the lack of preparation will lead to countless casualties.

by Edward Stevens August 26, 2006