jackofuck

combining the terms jackolantern and fuck. Therefore, it basicly means jackolantern fucker.

That jackofuck selfridge shoved a cow up my anus.

by edward hsi March 30, 2005

doomosh

When you jam your penis in someones forehead leaving a imprint of your unholy penis.

I doomoshed that bitch because she was eating crackers while giving me head.

by edward hsi March 30, 2005