Definitions by econut

twijack 

Verb. The ability to redirect a conversation, thread, link, etc. to something Twilight related. Similar to rick roll.

OMG, the girls just twijacked our conversation about Washington State to talk about Forks.

He sent me a link that I thought was for work, but it was a pic of Jacob with his shirt off.

This tread jumped the shark when it was twijacked.

twijack by econut November 12, 2013

tworgasm 

tworgasm: (n) The over excited actions of people on Twitter when certain milestones are reached.

Tammy had a tworgasm when she reached 1000 followers.

I wish Jane would stop tweeting that she is almost to her 3000th tweet, she pre-mature tworgasmic.

John is having foreplay by tweeting that he needs 10 more followers to reach 2000. Waiting for the tworgasm next.

tworgasm by econut November 13, 2011

twutter 

1. Useless or excessive tweets that clutter up your Twitter feed.

2. A large amount of tweets on a single subject, over a period of time.

3. Useless tweets that provide no real benefit.

I've been getting twutter for 2 days about the royal wedding.

I'm so sick of seeing the same tweets 100 times, its nothing but twutter.

I had to unfollow her because all her tweets were nothing but twutter.

twutter by econut June 4, 2011