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pseudonaja

A snake that is like a cobra, but isn't actually a cobra. One such snake is the eastern brown snake.

I have a pet pseudonaja.

by dumpster in a tree November 6, 2017

massasauga

A type of rattle snake that lives in north america. The massasauga's science name is, Sistrurus catenatus. Despite their eyes looking evil (and their hemotoxic/neurotoxic venom), massasauga are shy and tend to stay as far away from people as possible. Their rattles kind of sound like a weird cicada. It is good to not bother them, as they are a free rodent control. But you are unlikely to actually see one, as they are a rare sight. If you do see one, don't physically boop its snoot, do it in your brain.

Don't boop a massasauga.

by dumpster in a tree November 6, 2017