Definitions by dude i need coffee

Carina 

Carina is a very pretty and smart girl who is inlove with a fucking cunt who rejected her but sometimes watches her insta stories. She always fucking makes duck lips in photos and videos like a bitch she is, but we love her and she also gives us homework.

''Look it's Carina.''
''Does she still like that asshole?''
''Obviously, she wil always.''

Carina by dude i need coffee March 2, 2022

Mateo 

a fucking bitch who is also really hot but he's an asshole cuz he is, gets all the girls and is super popular, if you like him then your friends will probably start calling you by his last name

''Hey look it's Mateo''
''He's hot af ngl''
''HAHAHAAH YOU LIKE MATEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

Mateo by dude i need coffee February 16, 2022