drunk monkey-njh's definitions

Mariachi Bogarters

When a couple, or group, insists on having the Mariachi band play for them repeatedly....over and over again.

"Sorry Kristin, I can't have the Mariachi band play for us 'cuz those mfer's are a bunch of Mariachi Bogarters.

by drunk monkey-njh December 29, 2008

Psuedobration

When you think your cell phone is ringing/ vibrating in your purse or pocket, but it's not.

Oh man, I thought that sexy babe from last night was calling me, but it turns out it was just another psuedobration in my pants.

by drunk monkey-njh December 29, 2008

Shower Ammo

Term used in referencing masturbation when describing a beautiful young lady because one may try and remember that particular person in order to pleasure thyself in the comfort and privacy of one's own shower. (noun or adjective)

Yo, check her out, that's some great shower ammo!

by drunk monkey-njh February 25, 2009