2 definitions by drink plenty of water

A fake penis (usually a dildo) that’s shoots out gallons of fake sperm onto a male or female while they lather it over them like soap. Usually seen on porn sites in a bathroom with a glory hole.
“Hey man how do you pleasure your wife now that you have a low sperm count?”

“That’s not a problem Chad, I just pull out my jizzer and shoot it on my wife like a water hose!!”
by drink plenty of water November 17, 2019
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Adrenal fatigue can be from dehydration. Symptoms include
1. Craving for salty foods
2. Craving for sugar
3. Thirsty for plenty amounts of water
Adrenal fatigue may also correlate with your blood pressure.
"I feel dizzy I need some water I think I may have adrenal fatigue"
by drink plenty of water February 14, 2014
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