Definitions by dr._dank_noodles

May 22 

National appreciate your girlfriend/ boyfriend day

Girl- Heyy, I appreciate you
GUY- Let me guess it's May 22
Girl- yas
GUY- in that case, then I appreciate you

May 22 by dr._dank_noodles May 21, 2019

May 12 

National pleasure day

Girl- hey it may 12
Guy- and that means?
Girl- it means I'm bout to pleasure you fool

May 12 by dr._dank_noodles May 11, 2019

May 11 

National roast your ex day

Girl- it's may 11!! Time to end my ex's whole fucking career

May 11 by dr._dank_noodles May 10, 2019