May 12

National pleasure day

Girl- hey it may 12
Guy- and that means?
Girl- it means I'm bout to pleasure you fool

by dr._dank_noodles May 11, 2019

May 29

National punch anyone name Zach day

Noah- Zach its May 29
Zach- o shit
Noah- *uppercuts zach

by dr._dank_noodles May 28, 2019

May 22

National appreciate your girlfriend/ boyfriend day

Girl- Heyy, I appreciate you
GUY- Let me guess it's May 22
Girl- yas
GUY- in that case, then I appreciate you

by dr._dank_noodles May 21, 2019