dr._dank_noodles's definitions

June 17

National hate day
Day where you can go off on the person you hate and they can't get mad about it

Guy- fuck you ive always hated you
Guy2- it's June 17 already? In that case, fuck you too

by dr._dank_noodles June 16, 2019

May 27

National go for it. Do what you are yearning to do if it’s asking a girl out or just coming out to someone

Guy- hey it’s May 27 and I just wanted to say I like you and we should start talking

Girl- omg sure

by dr._dank_noodles May 26, 2019

May 11

National roast your ex day

Girl- it's may 11!! Time to end my ex's whole fucking career

by dr._dank_noodles May 10, 2019