May 12

National pleasure day
Girl- hey it may 12
Guy- and that means?
Girl- it means I'm bout to pleasure you fool
by dr._dank_noodles May 11, 2019
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May 29

National punch anyone name Zach day
Noah- Zach its May 29
Zach- o shit
Noah- *uppercuts zach
by dr._dank_noodles May 28, 2019
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June 17

National hate day
Day where you can go off on the person you hate and they can't get mad about it
Guy- fuck you ive always hated you
Guy2- it's June 17 already? In that case, fuck you too
by dr._dank_noodles June 16, 2019
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