dr._dank_noodles's definitions

May 12

National pleasure day

Girl- hey it may 12
Guy- and that means?
Girl- it means I'm bout to pleasure you fool

by dr._dank_noodles May 11, 2019

May 30

National gopher revolution day

Newscaster- omg the gophers are riding up. May 30 shall be known as national gopher revolution

Jayson tuttle- told ya so

by dr._dank_noodles May 29, 2019

May 22

National appreciate your girlfriend/ boyfriend day

Girl- Heyy, I appreciate you
GUY- Let me guess it's May 22
Girl- yas
GUY- in that case, then I appreciate you

by dr._dank_noodles May 21, 2019

June 9

National hangout with your special someone day

Guy- wyd on June 9
Girl- nothing why
Guy- it’s the day when we hanging since it will be national hangout with your special someone day

by dr._dank_noodles June 8, 2019

May 29

National punch anyone name Zach day

Noah- Zach its May 29
Zach- o shit
Noah- *uppercuts zach

by dr._dank_noodles May 28, 2019

Rosa Parking

When you chill in the back to look at a girls ass

“Holy shit, chick with a fatty behind us.”
“Yea Im Rosa Parking this bih”

by dr._dank_noodles November 27, 2019

May 11

National roast your ex day

Girl- it's may 11!! Time to end my ex's whole fucking career

by dr._dank_noodles May 10, 2019