May 29

Noah- Zach its May 29
Zach- o shit
Noah- *uppercuts zach

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June 9

National hangout with your special someone day

Guy- wyd on June 9
Girl- nothing why
Guy- it’s the day when we hanging since it will be national hangout with your special someone day

by dr._dank_noodles June 08, 2019

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Girl- Heyy, I appreciate you
GUY- Let me guess it's May 22
Girl- yas
GUY- in that case, then I appreciate you

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Newscaster- omg the gophers are riding up. May 30 shall be known as national gopher revolution

Jayson tuttle- told ya so

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National gender swap day, acts like the opposite gender for the day

Guy- hey bitch how you doin babe
Guy2- why the fuck Are you talking like that
Guy- cause it's fucking June 5.

by dr._dank_noodles June 05, 2019

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National hate day
Day where you can go off on the person you hate and they can't get mad about it

Guy- fuck you ive always hated you
Guy2- it's June 17 already? In that case, fuck you too

by dr._dank_noodles June 16, 2019

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Girl- hey it may 12
Guy- and that means?
Girl- it means I'm bout to pleasure you fool

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