Definitions by double deuce
dylaned
The point of inebriation at which a person sustains life threatening injuries which are discovered the morning after they are sustained and which the recipient of the injuries cannot recall the circumstances under which the injuries were sustained.
Friend 1: "Dude what happened to your leg?"
Friend who got dylaned: "I dunno man, I was so dylaned last night, I think I cut it climbing over a fence on the walk home"
Friend 1: "Dude, I drove you home"
Friend who got dylaned: "Oh, shit"
Friend who got dylaned: "I dunno man, I was so dylaned last night, I think I cut it climbing over a fence on the walk home"
Friend 1: "Dude, I drove you home"
Friend who got dylaned: "Oh, shit"
dylaned by double deuce July 24, 2006